Strawberry Blonde!

When Hitler was running around causing chaos and misery, he had this bright idea of creating a super pure race of germans called Aryan!, did anyone at Hitler HQ bother to question the grey area that is ‘Strawberry Blonde’!. 

[Update]

After a bit of digging, I found out blue eyed blondes didn’t make you an Aryan, though I reckon Hitler bent the rules, because a blonde mustache would look gay, and he sent those guys to the gas chambers too. So after months of planning Hitler wakes up one morning and thinks, ‘Fuck I’m not Blonde!, Hans!, Hans!, wake up! quick hide before Eva catches us together!. Thats ‘Elitist Art Fag Pricks’ for you.